You’ll never win the battle with a well read woman

Posted on April 03rd, 2009 in Wellbeing

It’s Friday and I’m winding down although my systems should all be up and running and geared on finishing the week’s work load. But I’m a woman and I’m also only human. I need to feel like it’s my time to unwind and let my hair down on a Friday. So here’s a little light-hearted moment for all the women out there. Guys, I’m sure you’ll learn a valueable lesson reading this too. Enjoy!

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’)

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,’ says the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.